I was at a party the other night and one of my favorite conversations happened. I get introduced by someone I know to someone I don’t know. “This is Tommy,” they say. “He is like, Joe Poker.”
After I say a few words, I ask my new acquaintance, “So, do you play poker?”
And they say, “Yes, but not very well.”
And I say, “Great! I’ve got some cards in the car. How much money do you have on you right now?