All I was doing was driving down the road. I wasn’t looking for meaning. I hadn’t asked for a sign. But I got one anyway…

I am familiar with the proper protocol in these situations. When the words appeared before me, I looked for the meaning of life in them.
It’s obvious enough what “ram speed” is. And “cruise speed.” But what is this “hump speed?” And why was this sign revealed to me? Is it meant to answer my questions? Or is it supposed to make me question my answers?
Or maybe it is intended to send me spinning in a speculational spiral, such as… “What is the speed of one humper humping?”
Whatever it is, they should put it somewhere else. I was so distracted that I drove way too fast over a large swell in the road.
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Posted by Spike The Cat on November 12th, 2009 at 5:59 pm:
going too fast makes you the “speed chump”