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I Want to See That Hand
We
have an old rule that is routinely abused and does not work.
It?s time to put this dinosaur to rest. Players
may demand to see called hands at the showdown. I?ll call this the
?I want to see that hand? rule (IWTSTH).
This rule was invented with a worthy purpose ? to enable players
to protect themselves against collusion.
Sadly, that is not the effect. I
surveyed dozens of experienced dealers and floorpersons from several
casinos. I asked, ?What is the purpose of IWTSTH??
They all replied, ?To protect against collusion.?
Then I asked, ?When players ask to see called hands at the
showdown, how often is collusion suspected?? The answers ranged from
?seldom? to ?almost never.? I?ve
talked to hundreds of players over the years about IWTSTH. Their experiences,
and mine, agree with the casino employee observations. IWTSTH is rarely
used because of suspected collusion. When
a young or inexperienced player employs IWTSTH with no malice, I occasionally
probe. I always learn
that, to them, IWTSTH is just part of the game. When I ask, ?What
is the purpose of the rule?? they either have no idea, or they reply,
?To be able to see how people play.?
They see nothing ?wrong? with asking to see a hand when they
do not suspect collusion. And
that itself is a big part of the problem.
The misuse of IWTSTH spreads through innocence, ignorance,
and silence. Types of abuse Let?s
look at those times when players use IWTSTH without suspicion of collusion. Psychological
weapon. In the hands of the ill-mannered, IWTSTH is used to embarrass,
agitate or annoy other players, thereby generating bad vibes and tension.
It?s hardly different from slow rolling. Revenge.
We?ve all seen it or done it. One player asks to see a hand at the
showdown, then the other player ?gets even? by later asking to see
the initial abuser?s hand. Whatever happened to ?Two wrongs don?t
make a right?? If the initial use of IWTSTH was considered wrong or inappropriate,
then how can the vindictive use be any less wrong?
And, back on topic, why do we have a rule that makes this coarse
behavior legal and acceptable? Free
information. Here is a definition of one type of cheating at poker: ?The
willful manufacture of information that is not available to all.?
One could say that using IWTSTH in order to gain information
about how others play is not a ?manufacture of information that is
not available to all,? since others could gain the same information
simply by asking, and any revealed information is revealed to all. Most
players, however, consider it bad etiquette to abuse IWTSTH.
So they don?t ask to see hands, even when they are intensely
curious, even when the information is potentially valuable.
Those who do ask to see hands do so when the information
is most pertinent, thereby manufacturing useful information of a type
that is not available to those who feel bound by scruples never to
ask. It?s like the boxer
who intentionally swings low against an opponent who never does. Many
players think of poker as being, in part, a struggle to conceal information.
To them, and to me, abuse of IWTSTH is an infringement of privacy
rights. Ask any player how they feel after someone asked to see their
hand, and they?ll likely say they feel violated. My poker hand is
like my dick. If I want you to see it, I?ll show it to you. But no!
With IWTSTH, we are forced to bear all. Misery
loves company. The player on the button has pocket aces in a three-handed
pot. On the river, the
first player bets, the second player calls, and the aces call.
The first player shows a rivered flush.
The second player mucks.
The aces ask to see the second player?s hand, merely curious
as to which of them had the best hand on the turn. This
is an innocent, natural request. Even if not compelled by IWTSTH,
the second player often shows his hand or tells the truth about what
he had, that is, if he is the showing type.
But what if he isn?t?
What if he doesn?t want to show or even talk about it?
What if he made a hopeless call on the river and is embarrassed?
Or what if he had, say, a straight on the turn, got beat on
the river, but just wants to get on to the next hand without a fuss?
Why should he be forced to show his hand? The
Lucky Chances Casino rulebook mentions abuse of IWTSTH. ?Any seated
player may request to see any and all active hands at the showdown.
However, this is a privilege that may be revoked if abused.?
This
is still too soft. In practice it means that in order for an abuser
to be stopped, he must abuse once, then abuse again soon after, then
someone must call a floorperson, and then the players will
be protected from the abuser for some period of time, probably only
that day. That?s like saying that abuse isn?t really abuse if it only
happens now and then. That?s
not good enough. Think
of physical abuse and you?ll see what I mean. IWTSTH does not catch or deter cheaters Savvy
collusion teams can easily sidestep IWTSTH by having all partners
but one fold before the showdown. For example, on the turn, player
A has the nuts. He signals his strength to his collusion partner,
player C. Player C has no pair and no draw. Player B, the victim,
has a good hand. A and C then punish player B by jamming it up on
the turn. On the river,
player A bets out. It doesn?t matter what B does.
Player C is going to fold.
No one can use IWTSTH to view C?s hand, no matter how great
the suspicion of cheating. This is a typical collusion-betting scenario
and IWTSTH gives no protection whatsoever. IWTSTH fails at its only
purpose. Some defend IWTSTH by saying that it deters cheaters in the same way that speed-limit laws deter speeders. But laws do not deter law-breakers just by existing. Speeders can be caught; that?s why speed-limit laws deter. IWTSTH is not effective at catching colluders, rendering it ineffective as a deterrent as well. Existing
variations reveal something is wrong One
variation is that only those players involved in a pot may
ask to see hands at the showdown.
This rule defeats the very purpose of IWTSTH by forbidding
us from protecting the game whenever we happen to fold early. So why
does this variation exist? Because
it drastically reduces opportunities for IWTSTH to be used, thereby
reducing opportunities for abuse. The sole purpose of this variation
is to reduce abuse of IWTSTH.
The
goofiest variation: If the betting on the river begins heads-up and
the winner asks to see the loser?s hand, the loser?s hand remains
live and can still win the pot if he has the best hand. Can there
be suspected collusion in this scenario? No. This is another bizarre
attempt to curb abuse of IWTSTH. The
mere existence of these variations shows that the poker community
is aware of the problem and is willing to change rules to fix IWTSTH.
But so far it?s not enough. We are trying to heal gangrene with Band-Aids.
A valiant effort, but alas, in vain, because amputation is the only
guaranteed cure. Summary Much
writing and discussion centers on the growth of poker, how to make
it appealing to new players, how to make the public poker table a
fair and pleasant place. IWTSTH
allows, and even encourages, petty behavior that ranges from bad etiquette
to unethical to just plain rude. This is bad for poker, present and
future. Rules
designed solely to protect the many against the few are inherently
inconvenient. A good
example is airport security.
We tolerate the hassle because we like the peace of mind.
With IWTSTH, we are also forced to tolerate inconveniences,
but we get nothing in return.
Imagine you moved to a desert mountain community and learned
that you must pay $5000 per year for group flood insurance. You ask your neighbors why they waste their money.
They tell you that they?ve always had the flood insurance and
that?s just the way it is. With IWTSTH, we are as stubborn as the
mountain dwellers. We
continue to pay a heavy price ? hostility plus privacy violation ?
for a policy that is unsuccessful at catching cheaters and therefore
worthless. Are we really
that stupid? Rules
are made to be changed. From speed limits to dress codes, from goal
posts to pitching mounds, from blind structures to smoking policies,
nothing is set in stone. Thank goodness for that, because flexibility
spawns improvement. We
have the liberty to test new rules and variations, keeping the ones
that work and rejecting the rest. The
purpose of IWTSTH is to protect against collusion, yet it fails to
do so. Further, it is often used, yet rarely used for its intended
purpose. This rule is
ineffective and has been abused to death.
What should we do with a dead thing?
Get a shovel.
? 2000 Tommy Angelo
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