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Famous Card-Ripping Hand from 1958
With $50,000 on the line, Mark Sherman
ripped his cards in half before the betting was finished, and he still won the
pot. It happened in 1958, when a
movie cost fifty cents, freeways were a new invention, and I was but a fetus.
Artichoke Joe’s had Hell’s Angels at the bar, paper cards at the tables, and
no-limit draw-poker was the only game in town. Most every poker player in the Bay Area
knows Mark Sherman. He holds the
ever-growing record for most deck-change requests.
He can come off as a sourpuss, as he did when we met three years ago.
But I soon found that under his crusty exterior lies a good heart.
Along with his chiseled frown and harsh tone come a quick smile and a
booming laugh. Yeah, this guy is
all right. I recently met with Mark to get the whole
story about a legendary lowball hand. His
enthusiastic delivery painted a vivid picture of a time and place forever gone. “Back in the late fifties,” he
reminisced, Artichoke Joe’s was a sawdust joint, a western bar, with all sorts
of real western stuff all over the place, right from the trails, like a museum.
There were only seven poker tables. Two tables had jail bars around them
that Joe bought when they closed the old Hall of Justice. “Most everyone was packing a piece.
There was even a lookout tower outside where an armed employee watched and
protected patrons going to their cars at 2:00 AM, closing time. “Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday
the place was packed! Couldn’t
move in there.
Loud, crazy, and colorful. It was really something else.
It was really something else. “The blinds were $5-$5-$10,” Mark
recalled, “but that was immaterial that night because Nick Sahati was killing
it for $400 on every hand, making it $800 minimum to open. “Tackhammer opened for $1,100.
Nick made it $4,500. Four of
us stayed in. I was under the gun,
drawing one card to a bicycle. They
call it a ‘wheel’ these days. It’s the best possible hand at lowball:
5-4-3-2-ace. Nick was in the catbird seat, last to act. All four of us drew one
card. “After
the draw, I looked real fast at the card I drew.
I caught a deuce, giving me a bicycle. In Northern California back then,
you could still check-raise with anything because the ‘seven or better rule’
had not yet made its way north from the Los Angeles area. “I
was in my mid-thirties, and real emotional, even more than now if you can
imagine that. So
I put on a little act. I got this pained look on my face and I bent my cards
around in my hands. I was cussing like crazy, and then I ripped my cards clean
in half while I screamed, ‘Check!’ “The
other two guys checked, and now it was Nick’s turn. He got all puffed up and
said, ‘Now we’ll separate the men from the boys.’ Then he moved all-in. I
shoved in all of my $25,000 to call.
The other guys folded. “Nick almost fell out of his chair when
I called. He spread his hand:
8-5-4-2-ace. I said, “I’ve got
a bicycle.” Then I turned over my
five-card hand, which happened to be in ten pieces. “All hell broke lose. It was crazy. Artichoke came over to the table . . .” “Artichoke?” I asked. Mark’s voice cracked to a higher pitch,
“Artichoke Joe! He ran the joint
up to the early nineties. Don’t
you know anything?” “Well, I know you’ve got to be mighty
strong to rip a bicycle in half. Is
Artichoke still around?” Mark laughed. “Yeah, he’s still
kicking. He just had a party on his
85th birthday. So anyway, Artichoke came over and asked me if I had
all ten pieces. I said sure.
Then Artichoke said to wait a minute, and he went to the phone.
“Artichoke called Cliff over at the
Oaks Club for a second opinion. Meanwhile, old Nick Sahati was going nuts. “Cliff asked Artichoke if all the
pieces of the cards matched up. Joe
said yes, they did. Cliff said that
he agreed with Artichoke, my hand was still live. “Joe came back to the table and made
his ruling. My hand plays, and I
win the pot, fair and square.” I asked, “When you ripped your cards,
weren’t you worried that your hand might be ruled dead?” “That never even occurred to me,”
Mark said. “I had the nuts, right there for all to see.”
Then he laughed and added, “But this was a one-time-only situation. The
next day Artichoke Joe made a brand new rule about mutilating cards.” People
like Mark Sherman are time machines.
All we have to do is listen.
Thanks, Mark, for this journey.
© 2000 Tommy Angelo
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